Gronk Has A Very Important Message For Tom Brady

Getting yelled at in the offseason is Rob’s thing, Tom. Can’t go stealing his schtick like that. Gronk’s supposed to be the one who makes all the morons say “Why is he having so much fun, does he even care about the team?” Gronk’s supposed to be the one who does incredibly dangerous and life-threatening things like dance in the club or jump into water. Don’t make Rob be the responsible one here, it’s not fair. That’s like making a child run the household. Put Gronk in charge and everybody is getting Hi-C and Gushers in their lunchbox. No one will have a bedtime and you can have ice cream for dinner. Yes it will be awesome, but it will also be chaotic and very unhealthy.

PS – “Gronk has big hands” isn’t exactly a revelation but holy fuck Gronk has big hands.